Monday, March 2, 2009

ISU Ultimate History

Attention alumni (who probably don't know this blog exists), current players, and people who quit the team because we started wearing shoes. I need your help! I'm attempting to compile a brief history of ISU Ultimate. I'll be doing it in a timeline format because I have neither the time nor motivation right now to do it any other way. So please send me whatever info you have about ISU Ultimate that you think is valuable, and the time it happened (please be as precise as possible. An actual date is preferred to "the day after me and dave drank that stolen 190-proof whiskey that chuck brought with him"). Here are some example of what I'm looking for, although feel free to send whatever you feel is relevent or funny:

-Old rosters
-Old pics
-First tournament we attended ever
-Any notable scores that you remember
-Any notable on-field wins that you remember
-Any notable off-field wins that you remember (i.e. party wins, naked lapping SIU)
-Our founder
-Our re-founder in the late 90s
-A past list of captains, and when they were captains
-Any tournaments we've won, or come close to winning
-Other major accomplishments of the club (Voting for officers, hosting a tournament, etc.)

Feel free to leave the info in the comments section or email it to the team account which is isuultimate at hotmail dot com. I hope this turns out well, I'll keep you updated on my progress. Also feel free to let me know if you're interested in helping.

16 comments:

  1. I am interested in helping!
    -over $2,000 in drinking tickets Whitewater, WI, Sept. 27, 2008 around 10:30 pm i believe the highest blow was by Greg Beckstrom at .06
    -Jax Hat, July 28th 2008 Emily Flanders beats David Benda in a one-on-one disc chug, then throws up on Willy Mellor's leg.
    -Oct. 5th, 2008 Lady Gnomes place 1st at Western Classic due to North Park being a bunch of whores.
    -Trevor's scar from Wesleyan, sometime in January or February 2008, which made lady gnomes go wild for him.
    -Jacob Herr and Pat Lott attempt their first disc chug. They pick up the disc while they chug. Sept. 18 2008
    -That one night where we almost lost Jessica at the apartment on Cherry. January-February 2008
    -Whiskey Disc for Corey Cox's 24th birthday January 30th, 2008?
    -Stanley Cup I Party when Georgia wanted to kiss everyone. March 2008

    Fall 2007- Lady Gnomes debut tournament(s). We won one game at either glory days or fall out.

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  2. please leave your name with your comment so i know who to ask questions

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  3. Colleen McGuire. i got so excited i forgot what my name was!

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  4. March 2, 2008
    Some Gnomes find an unopened beer (Busch light?) during campus cleanup. Drink said beer next to a dumpster behind Turner.

    February 22, 2008
    Man Night! Legends are born, girlfriends upset, beers spilled, guns fired... a night many will never remember and few will never forget.

    April 26, 2008
    Gnomes show up to Rejectionals in jorts only to be outdone by a man in a loincloth. It's 40 degrees and windy.

    August 13, 2008
    Assorted Gnomes (and friends) trek to Six Flags in search of Padula, but he was nowhere to be found.

    July 20, 2008
    Georgia leaves the midwest. Tears are shed.

    May 30, 2008
    Midnight Dream. Gnomes send one team, Trevor creates his first team, Gnomes scatter for the night, Trevor, BAP and others camp in a new subdivision, party at Shane's, all in all... one helluva weekend.

    September 13, 2008
    10 Gnomes travel to SIU, many injure themselves. Abby and Kroger are wed.

    November 4, 2008
    Obama elected President. Corey gets naked.

    December 12, 2008
    Huckumentary released. Star studded premiere includes Lauren, Manny, Pete's dad, Rodger and others.

    January 31 - February 1, 2008
    ISU knocks out ISU-D at Knox while going on to beat Western handily, not once, but twice, and finishing 2nd. Also, last known Stanley sighting...

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  5. March 6, 2009
    In response to a recent poll, Pete challenges Hollywood and Pat Moran to a 100m footrace. Suddenly a gorilla starts chasing Hollywood, who gets enough adrenaline to outrun the gorilla despite his recent surgical procedure. Pat finishes 3 seconds before Hollywood. Pete loses but still beats Flo-Jo's record.

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  6. but does Pete beat the gorilla?

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  7. of course not. humans can't run as fast as gorillas unless they're being chased by one.

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  8. Ammendments:

    Dec. 12, 2008- Hucumentary PREMIERED.

    Jan. 31 - Feb. 1, 2009*
    Blah blah knox...

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  9. Sometime in Spring of 2006, Peter is made a Captain. No one has seen him since.

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  10. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=2201411629

    Summer of 2006: Padula and Don find the original ISU Gnomes facebook group and fall in love.

    I tried to find the old-school 2004 Gnomes website but I'm afraid it's lost forever :(

    -Corey

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  11. don't forget the frisbey group that teddy made in maybe 2006

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  12. You are going to have to give me a little time on this. I need to sit down and think of dates or even years. I'll get back to you soon hopefully.

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  13. Hey, go figure, I was just going through an old hard drive of mine and I found all of the old pictures I had for the 2004 website. I need to sort through and see exactly what I have, but I'll let you know and get you the pictures. I'll probably just post them to my picasa site where you can download them from, unless you have a better idea.
    ~ Ian Dickmann

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  14. I've got a bunch of old photos I'll have to sort through. Looks like most pre-date us having digital cameras as they look to be scanned in photos. I'll organize them as best as I can and let you know.

    ~ Ian Dickmann

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  15. I think those might be the same photos I have Ian. I think I might have sent you a bunch of those. Are most of them from whitewater, newspapering mikeys car, and weslyan indoor?

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  16. I posted them to my Picasa web album.

    http://picasaweb.google.com/Pickou9

    There's multiple albums depending on when the photo was taken.

    Pat, I'm guessing you have a bunch of them, not sure if you have all of them.

    I can zip them up and email them if you think they are helpful.

    ~ Ian

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