You are Invited to Chicago in 1 Month

[Contributed by Sam #6]

Yo Gnomes, the spring tournament season starts in exactly one month!!!!

Go to practice so we can get in shape (DOUG)!!! Also Doug needs to do dishes!!!

Shane you also missed a sweet hockey game. We watched in your room.

Steve: Doug wants to rail your hot ass; also go to Leadership 101 so you can behave similarly to a captain this season, for a change (more like this guy).

And Steph Curry looks like Elian Gonzalez.

Sam, you really need to take care of that zazu problem.

Spring '09:

The Season is right around the corner, so everyone really needs to be taking care of business and be getting in killin shape. Conditioning workouts are great, but everyone needs to be sure that they are putting in the extra work on their own.

High tide 20ten is right around the corner, that should be a hella good time. Everybody who isn't coming is a sucker.

Tournaments for this spring, so everybody has them on your calendar:

Chicago Invite, Naperville Polo Grounds, March 20-21

Huck Finn, somewhere in St. Louis, April 3-4

Central Plains Sectionals, Naperville Polo Grounds, April 17-18

And when we qualify:

Great Lakes Regional, Bloomington, IN, May 1-2

Also have the Spring Fever 5k on your calendar, April 10. Everyone who has done it in the past is very awesome.

And in other news... Some predictions for this coming season.

Steph Huizenga: Crack his kneecap, keep playing, get a layout calahan to win a game at Huck Finn. Will fail to fill RSK's giant footsteps, yet will still be our best captain. Looses his voice singing sabotage at live band karaoke in Georgia.

Doug Dob: Will not play at sectionals, hasn't actually attended a class at ISU in five semesters. Hates Al Bowman cuz he is...... whack. Will only catch 15% of the passes thrown to him.

Will Fantastic: Probably will not return from Georgia. Gonna try to shotgun a beer underwater and drowns.

Shane Crap: Leads the B/D team all season with his motto "Get your Effing heads in the G.D. game!!!!"

Dave Johnson: Gets confused at sectionals and plays most of Saturday with Illinois, not Illinois State, and can't figure out why his blue doesn't match theirs. Slaps Muffin's face with a rulebook.

Sam Pooch: Knee injury. Gets in a fight over a travel call. Makes nationals cuz he's better then everyone else.

Jeff Afryl: The only one better than Sam. Invented nationals. No one wakes him up for High Tide and he stays home and cries.

Cole Lucas: Shitbrick

Brett, KT, Tom and Venus: quit the team, because of excessive sophomoreitis. Manage to complain about it still.

Pat Lott: Breaks his other collar bone on a reckless layout (playing Madden). Comes to practice now and then to sky Trevor. Finds a duffel bag for his stuff, and still skips a tournament.

Crack: UPA implements random drug testing, fails to show up for sectionals after failing to find someone else's clean urine.

Trevor: brings beautiful life into the world, willy and steve fight over godfather status, and trevor throws a and gives it to... DOUG?!?!?!

Rob Gross: Gets asked to stop playing ultimate after injuring Loyola's entire roster.

Brian Earhart: Is a teddy bear?